“2025 GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY List” a/k/a LIST #99 Frank Merrill/Saturday Night Records 848 Dodge Avenue, #PMB-112 Evanston IL 60202 fmerri4llj4r@gma4il.com (REMOVE THE 4s to see my correct email address.) &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& This document is designated as “1i—novelty” NOVELTY RECORDS, ANSWER SONGS, SPORTS, et. al. - LOTSA FUN! As usual, “GENERAL novelty precedes all the other categories. I use this category for stuff that doesn’t “belong” in other novelty headings (ANSWER, BEATLES, BREAK-INS, GAY/HOMOSEXUAL, ELVIS PRESLEY, SPACE, SPORTS). I have many novelty items that I want to “GET RID OF CHEAP” where I may have a few copies of each. I have priced some of these for less than any other records that I have ever listed before (even back in 1980). $1 items are NOT typos. You’ll find most of the $1 or $2 records in GENERAL and BREAK-INS FURTHER INSANITY IS ASSURED, because I “INVADED” two long boxes of 45s that I originally intended to keep in my collection, when I set them aside during 2015 to 2021. I’VE “MOVED THE GOALPOSTS” CONSIDERABLY since then, therefore deciding not to keep many of these. Therefore, even bizarre “outsider” stuff, “SHOWCASE” UTTERLY HORRID AND INCOMPETENT items, and other craziness, are now fair game, and I’m starting to offer them. The novelty sections on List #100 and 101 (yes, I’m actually thinking of a #101 in 2027) should have much crazier amounts of this stuff. HAVE FUN HERE! ((XXX)) TITLES AREN’T CONSIDERED TO BE NOVELTY SIDES. HIGHLIGHTS OF NOVELTY THIS YEAR: A MASSIVE ANSWER RECORD SECTION WITH 800 TITLES! A GOOD SELECTION OF RARE NOVELTY ON CANADIAN LABELS %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% 45RPM SINGLES – SECTION ONE, *GENERAL* CATEGORIES AMERICAN COMEDY NETWORK critique 704-—breaking up is hard on you (a/k/a don’t take Ma Bell away from me) m- 2 GREAT PARODY novelty of Sedaka blockbuster hit! FLIP three FAKE “KRAPCO” COMMERCIALS, wow! ARBOGAST & ROSS atp 1001-—chaos – Part I, II m- 2 early 70s reissue/boot of INSANE RADIO INDUSTRY novelty from ‘59 BORIS BADENOUGH [trax 102]hey rocky!/jackin’ me around m- 2 WHAT A HOOT! Fast, samples R& Bullwinkle/mf dance THE BEATOES [USA, 198656, "u. k. spud" with m- foldover PS] I’m too ugly for MTV/un-employed… m- 2 novelties mf new wave/midt BIRD & MACDONALD [hdm 102, m- PS] the candy rapper/the rodeo song m- 5 GREAT naughty candy bad puns talker!! This is FUN! JOHNNY BOND and RED SOVINE [starday 790] the gear jammer and the hobo/sweet Nellie m- 4 incredibly-fun novelty dialogue MARY LYNN BROWN [phonograph s.d.p.s. 1, m- Title Sleeve] super doper pooper scooper/sin in the air m- 2 midt novelty with some gay innuendo, fun! (The title sleeve would look GREAT on a picture sleeve wall! Here’s looking at you, Oregon.) THE B. S. CONNECTION [right-on 2288, m- PS] honey, I’m home/is that you honey? m- 2 SOUL! mf vocal/midt Instru. TINKER CARLIN [cloud nine, and OVERSIZE COVER m-] looking for the Hi-De-Ho/raining in my heart m- 4 Buddy Holly tribute DON CHARLES PRESENTS THE SINGING DOGS rca 48 1021—-hot dog boogie/hot dog rock and roll m- 2 barking songs, 70s reissue THE CHILLS [LIGHT BLUE OPAQUE WAX] torchlite 7006—I can see Uranus/room in my heart m- 5 [“power pop”] WALLY COX [rca vic. 5278, + PS, 5mm rip at top] what a crazy guy/there is a tavern in the town m- 8 comedy/sl nov BOBBY CRAIG palladium no number—have you got any pot. Nancy Reagan?/ghost of CHRISTMAS past m- 2 DANA CRYDER garbled 1117-—barbecue Spuds McKenzie/maybe someday…m- 2 mid novelty!/ms rock not novelty DAVE & JESSE [blueseye 1000, vg+ PS] dr. ruth/herpes roulette m- 2 slow novelty DOOWOP GROUP!!/mf modern rock novelty RICK DEES///FRATERNITY BOYS [no-o-o budget 1681] attack of the fly/double shot (of my baby’s love m- 5 I have *NEVER* see any other copies of this, other than THIS tiny quantity, that I found in Davis, California in 1989! FLOUNDER DELRAY [aanco 58201, and M- PS] everything you’ve always wanted to know about Colorado that john denver forgot to tell you/ m- 2 one of my favorites of ALL answer records…ever, hilarious goof on John Denver THE FARM FACTORY [UK wind-up 01, m- PS] the gangland pig/the supergang m- 4 midt talksong novelty (Mafia pic)/mf STAN FREBERG and DAWS BUTLER capitol F3138—the lone psychiatrist/the Honey-earthers m- 7 great spoofs on 1955 TV shows THE G-MEN [turkey 1001, m- PS] the garbage shuffle/the teachers twist m- 3 midt rap novelty/midt JESSE GOLDBERG [ralph 1, m- PS] it’s Honeymooner time/happy birthday to me m- 2 80s great novelty tribute to classic TV show TOM HARVEY win 90-—how to grow hair/I lost my wedding ring m- 5 Indianapolis, A-side midfast novELty song THIS IS INSANE!! HUDSON & PICKETT dore 924-—sky high market – Part I, II midt novelty “FRERE JACQUES” parody partly in falsetto, food prices! m- 4 INTERLEWD [CANADA intestinal fanfare 3171895] gerbils in a blender/one soggy saga m- 2 FELTON JARVIS [abc paramount 10570] Be-I-bye, etc./ski king m- 8 mf r&rollish nonsense lyrics/fast novelty r&roll GEORGE LLOYD [rca victor 47 9121 dj] does your mother know/somebody had to put you down m- 7 NUTS!!! Record studio novelty LEON LOWES [AUSTRALIA selection 163—((fast women and slow horses))/Henry the heavyweight kangaroo m- 10 FLIP good novelty midt, HE WINS by biting the kangaroo’s penis! LARRY LUJACK curtom 1998—the ballad of the mad streaker/((music to streak by)) m- 8 novelty narration story/((midt soulish Instr)) COMPACT CISC LUKESKI [Gnome Prod. no #] Psycho potpourri! – shadows of the bunghole STILL SEALED 6 Great Cornholio +19 CD [np #] Fanboys ‘n da Hood! STILL SEALED 6 insane and the brain, Y. O. D. A. (GREAT!), what’s up Spock, KFC bitch +16 MACLEAN & MACLEAN [CANADA liar island 505] Dolly Parton’s tits/diary of jealous boyfriend m- 7 [CANADA liar island 523] locked up for laughs/I married the wrong DI m- 6 flip obscure royalty novelty McKOOL [#001] the owl and the pussycat/cabbages and kings m- 2 fast crude rock novelty/midt, 1985 MIGHTY SPARROW straker’s 73—((love one another))/the pump m- 8 ((midt calypso))/goofy comedy talker and singing REX M,ILLER norman 537—the Hammy Awards/the weather lady m- wol-a 11 fantasy Awards TV show, spoken intro, fanfare etc. MINI PEOPLE [chicago radio syndicate EP, m- Cover} SALES PRESENTATION for syndicated radio show m- 8 syndicated show of Kid’s vignettes and shorts, DICK ORKIN (of Chickenman and The Tooth Fairy)! very cool “cartoon” gatefold cover THE MULBERRY FRUIT BAND buddah 1—yes, we have no bananas/the audition m- 10 mf redo 1930s novelty/rec. studio MADNESS! ARTHUR MULLARD [UK rca victor 2610] I only have eyes for you/one fing “n” anuvver m- 8 goofy midt version!/ms novelty, comedian COMPACT DISC “NAPOLEON COMPLEX” [vampire no #] NAPOLEON XIV foreign language covers, answers, etc. WOW! SEALED 5 many of these songs aren’t “findable” elsewhere without effort NATIONAL LAMPOON [label 21 #202, m- Title Sleeve] what were you expecting – rock ‘n’ roll?/perrier junkie m- 2 great THE NEW SOCIETY BAND [YELLOW WAX lemon 2001] strangers in the night/laughing lady m- 2 SPIKE JONES TYPE insanity! 101 STRINGS ORCHESTRA a/s 4508—-love at first sight/Nancy’s song m- 2 A-side slow Instr. with RISQUÉ voicing! JOHN PATE & DICK HARDWICK [patwick no #] One day when you swing that skillet, my face ain’t gonna be there/Indiana… m- 2 THE POINT BAND point 0001-—New Orleans’ AIRLINE HIGHWAY where Jimmys become Johns stereo/stereo m- 2 prostitution row FRANK PROCTOR [CANADA ambassador 373] close encounters of the CLONE kind/Kansas City star m- 6 mf novelties SOUPY SALES [motown 1141] Muck-Arty Park/green grow the lilacs m- coh 5 RARE on Stock SILLY maypole501—Suzie/M-I-N-E m- 8 midt r&r novelties both with Chipmunks, etc. RARE THE STAR DRIVE PLAYERS rag baby 101—-voyage of the good ship undersized (Part I, II) m- 4 comedy sketch great Star Trek parody RAY STEVENS [mercury EP-85 dj, no Cover] Saturday night at the movies/Julius played the trumpet/Olive Oil/ further more m- 4 TINY TIM clouds 17—-tip toe to the gas pumps/the hicky (on your neck) m- 2 copies of this are just…disappeared… THE UNCHARTABLES [dilletante 4501, with vg+ PS and PRESS KIT] yuppie love/the lumber inn m- 11 flip GREAT fake commercial! ANSWER RECORDS AND PARODIES! LARGEST SALE ANYWHERE! This will still remain true when List #100 is released later this year, though CURRENTLY I’ve removed around 100 remaining titles and “migrated” them to Nonchart and some to Country, where they are also “at home.” My reasoning was that many people didn’t look at this section, despite my description of it being almost like a second Nonchart section. Those who are looking for much of the rock and roll, and soul, which was originally in this section, will now find them in Nonchart and Country. 78RPM SINGLES 10-INCH: BURL IVES [decca 28708 dj] close the door Richard (I just saw The Thing)/ CLEANS TO M- wol-a, b 5 DOUBLE-ANSWER, COOL! 45RPM SINGLES: DICK AND DEEDEE warner bros. 5652 dj—VINI VINI/the world is waiting m- 6 FAST answer Bill Justis “T’amoure”/midt HEROE’S AND ANGEL’S coconut 45002—HEY DIANA (wedding song)/together today [[m- 6]] [[DJ m- 6]] the Royals, ANS. “Hey Paula”/ BILL HICKOK…FINAL FOUR star burst 21685-—buh-buh-basketball/WRVR – all morning long m- 2 BOBBIE SUE/ALL NIGHT LONG LINDA LAURIE glory 294—FOREVER AMBROSE/wherever he goes, I go m- 10 midt dialogue: she MARRIES Ambrose! ANSWER RECORDS “GRAB BAG” TWENTY ITEMS not listed here, nor on any recent lists, as far as I’m able to tell! Grading averages higher than VG+. Yes, will include country and such, but all bona fide ANSWER records, PARODY records, of “THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF…” records. Twenty items for $12 CALVIN LEAVY downtown 297—free from CUMMINS PRISON FARM/enjoy being hurt by you m- 8 slow blues/midt funk-soul PIERRE LE BON amy 838—Cesarina/SH-BOOM m- 9 mf French-style r&roll/some CHANGED LYRICS midfast DAVIE LEE sultan 1992—they call it baseball Part I, II m- 12 *RARE* counterpart to What It Was, Was Football HAPPY LEWIS jubilee 3525—DREGNET (Dragnet) P{art 1, 2 m- 11 super-rare, Jewish adaptation of TV show ROBERT Q. LEWIS m-g-m 11056—there he goes/WHERE’S-A YOUR HOUSE? m- 7 midfast flip “come on-a my house” m-g-m 12740 dj—(I love her) LITTLE GREEN GIRL/Santa Claus Jr. m- wol-a, b 9 mf (Little Blue Man)/Christmas midt KATHY LINDEN rpc 504—Billy IS MY BOY FRIEND/put this ring on my finger m- 9 mf ANSWER to her own hit/teener ballad capitol 4700—beautiful brown eyes/REMEMBER ME (TO JIMMY) m- 7 midslows; another Goodbye Jimmy, Goodbye JOHNNY LONG With… stardust 6203—TWIST, ROBIN, TWIST/it’s my way m- 14 Rockin’ Robin mf r&roll-c&w +Group and break/ DICK LORD atco 6331—LIKE RINGO/the name on the wall m- 12 Lorne Greene adapted to Beatles/mid novelty narration DICK LORY liberty 55293 dj—MY LAST DATE (WITH YOU)/broken hearted m- 9 vocal ANSWER Floyd Cramer/ms Teener BOBBY LOVE spiral 1516—A TEAR FOR A TEAR/stick close to him (…) m- 8 “on top of Old Smoky” TUNE/midt r&roll GABRIEL LUNEAU joli 070 dj—SALLY (THE SISTER OF ALLEY-OOP)/burning bridges m- 17 fast novelty ANS GLORIA LYNNE everest 19418—impossible/THIS LITTLE BOY OF MINE m- 8 slow and Deep/mf GENDER to Ray Charles MEREDITH Mac RAE canjo 103—IMAGE OF A BOY/time stands still m- promo wol-a 20 slow female (to Safaris hit)/mf WALT MADDOX [alanna no #, & m- PS] those lazy, crazy…of summer, …HOT DOGS, BUCS BASEBALL, AND BEER/nature boy m- 7 EDDY MANSON 20th Fox 244 dj—cha paloma/I FOUND MY MAMA m- 8 midt Instr. cha cha/talking harmonica to “I Want My Mama” MARY MARTIN [UK? label not shown, #85 516] HELLO LONDON (English/Japanese) m- 8 RARE, to Hello, Dolly JACKIE MASON verve 10289 dj—DON’T BLAME THE BOSSA NOVA/I gave my love m- 7 midt answer/slow JIM MATTHEWS M. D. [music emporium no #] Rastus the bionic possum/TALL MUTHAS m- sol-a, b 8 Short People ALISON McCALLUM [AUSTRALIA flexidisc no number] Delta Dawn [ONE-SIDED] m- 7 ANSWER for brand of summer sports wear PHIL McLEAN versatile 108 dj—come with us/BIG MOUTH BILL m- 8 midfast with girl Group/mf answer-novelty M. C. MIKER “G” & DEEJAY SVEN roulette 7310 dj—CELEBRATION RAP stereo/stereo? m- 7 mf rap based on Kool & the Gang hit MARILYN MICHAELS rca victor 7771—TELL TOMMY I MISS HIM/everyone was there but you m- sol-a 9 Tall Laura I Love Her/slow MICKEY AND SYLVIA rca victor 8517 dj—LET’S SHAKE SOME MORE/gypsy m- 8 slow R&B answer Let The Good Time Roll”/midt MITCH & THE PACEMAKERS acca 106—hello…Bear who/Mitch’s boogie m- 9 “Hello Josephine” mf r&r-c&w, football in Alabama LOU MONTE rca victor 47 6072—THE ITALIAN WALLFLOWER (I’LL DANCE WITH HER, HENRY)/dreamboat m- 8 mf answer/mf VINNIE MONTE harmon 1009—JOANIE DON’T BE ANGRY/take good care of her m- 7 midt ballad “IN-TITLE-ONLY” answer/midt redo JONATHAN MOORE columbia 43658 dj—LONDON BRIDGE/I didn’t ever know m- 8 midt r&roll, guitar break, CHANGED words/ms WILLIAM L. MOORE [METAL ACETATE personality productions, 1-SIDED] ballad of the hiking postman vg+ 8 “Yankee Doodle” PROTEST-answer parody, racial mentions COULD THIS BE THE ONLY COPY IN THE WORLD? LEON MORRIS [jelly 002, and vg+ PS, personal note a-side] walkin’ home to Pittsburg/FEUDIN’ GRASS m- 7 Bluegr./Dueling Banjos THE MOVERS [1-2-3 #1705] HELLO L. A. (GOODBYE BIRMINGHAM)/hey you, hey me m- 7 mf garage (to “Birmingham” earlier)/mf ROD MYERS & the RAMPS///CORVETTES [subterranean 47, and m- foldover PS] WHEELCHAIR/Maybellene m- 9 midslow rock with heavy guitar ANSWER “Wild Thing”///fast punk RON NEAT with… alcor 1501—RONNIE (VG+)/say I’m the one (VG) 11 A-side ANSWER to “I’m gonna get married” Lloyd Price THE NEIGHBORS abc paramount 9715 dj—PAY ME MY MONEY NOW/I won’t go until I get some m- sol-a, b 9 Cindy Oh Cindy parody!/ LINDLE NICHOLS tic-toc 112—CAJUN BOLL WEEVIL/”If” there’s cows in big Texas m- 8 goofy Cajun, Brook Benton parody/mf “911” [911 records #911] WALK LIKE A TARKANIAN [ONE-SIDED] m- 9 fast Las Vegas basketball parody THE NUTTY SQUIRRELS [EP hanover 301 with vg+ PS] uh-huh/ding dong/salt peanuts/zowee m- 7 IN-CONCEPT-ONLY answers OGDEN EDSL ala 107 dj—DADDY’S MONEY/Jamaican holiday m- 7 midt rock (R. Stones “Emotional Rescue” loose answer) RICKY PAGE rendezvous 139 dj—YES I’M LONESOME TONIGHT/standing on a mountain top m- wol-a 8 slow answer Presley/ms balad RIM. D. PAUL [AUSTRALIA philips PE-76, and m- PS] THE BALLAD OF LIONEL ROSE +3 m- 11 BOXING, USES “Sukiyaki” tune!! GARY PAXTON & THE ?’S garpax 44180 dj—two hump – dual bump camel named Robert E. Lee/your past…m- xol-a 7 Ahab The Arab JO ANN PERRY glad 1006—YES, I’M LONESOME TONIGHT/when you’re in doubt do without m- 1% label rip-b 8 Presley POPE XI CONCERT CHOIR… bucky 406021—BADGER BOWL SONG vocal/instr. m- 8 midt polka DO WAH DIDDY parody! (huh??) JIMMY RANDOLPH harmon 1005 dj—MR. GROUNDHOG/walk the chalk line m- promo sol-a 7 midt Boll Weevil Song semi/answer/ REDD DOGG del-fi 4152 dj—WHO’S LONESOME TONIGHT ACT III mono/mono vg+ 10 narrative, after Elvis his and #1 songs PRESCOTT REED brunswick 55104 dj—RUSSIA RUSSIA (LAY THAT MISSILE DOWN)/baby where you…m- 11 mf Pistol Packin’ Mana TOMMY REGAN world artists 1049 dj—I ADORE YOU/nine to five m- 15 midt ANSWER Angels/ms THE RHYTHM MASTERS moss 0069—the mule song Part One, Two m- 11 mf novelty ANSWER Long Tall Texan RICHARD & WILLIE laff 4247—AN END TO BEN/money m- 7 slow and malevolent ANSWER to Michael Jackson song ALLAN RILEY prospect 701—THE BALLAD OF MA DOOLEY/THE TRUE STORY OF TOM DOOLEY m- Autograph-a 9 rare narrations TEX RITTER capitol F1388—MY BUCKET’S BEEN FIXED/you’re always brand new m- 8 midt answer/slow CHRISTINE ROBERTS [AUSTRALIA cbs 221458] I CAN’T RELEASE YOU/my country vg+ 7 ms to “Release Me”/Aussie patriotic RARE LYNN ROBERTS roulette 4320 dj—JOHNNY, WAIT FOR ME/that’s the way it is m- 7 gender, on Playmates “Wait For Me” CHUCK ROBINS summit 347—we could/BALLAD OF JOHN CLARK m- 11 slow/midt FLIP to Ballad of Davy Crockett, police novelty! SKIPPY ROPE calvert 206—LITTLE HERBIE (vocal/instr.) vg+ 5 midt Big Bad John, rarer parody 1962 STAN ROSS reprise 20,119 dj—drowning in the surf/AHAB THE ARAB (TEN YEARS LATER ON) m- 17 RARE great mf novelties RUBY & KATHY king 5771—(LET ME WEAR) YOUR LITTLE BAND OF GOLD/heartaches, heartaches m- 11 mf to Jimmy Gilreath/slow THE SALESMEN skyline 507—SOUPY’S MOUSE/don’t go steady with Freddy vg+ 10 fast r&r to Soupy Sales THE MOUSE/mf r&roll SAMSON & THE GOLIATHS finesse 1711 dj—heart and soul/STOCKCHIPS vg+ wol-b 7 r&r Instr’s, piano-guitar etc.; flip Chopsticks C. C. SANFORD [UK power exchange 223] NO CHARGE (CHUCK)/Tekley Moor kid m- 8 novelty answer, Girls gospelish backing/Nov. THE SANGRALADS whap 318—MARY’S KIDD/think of what you’re sayin’ m- 9 midt 60s, a-side to Mary Had a Little Lamb SANTA SCHWARTZ [rotten rat 1009, with vg+ title display strip] tis the season to make money/jingle bones m- 6 to Deck the Halls/J B CY SEYMOUR [golden crest 509 dj, and m- Title Sleeve] YANKEE CLIPPER/Louella m- 11 mf Instr’s A-side: REBEL ‘ROUSER “Answer-ness” not apparent from listening! But SLEEVE PROCLAIMS it to be the northern ANSWER – I’ll take it, lol PAT SHANNON decca 30905 dj—the snake and the bookworm/SUMMERTIME’S COMIN’ m- 9 midfasts, flip “Summertime Blues ans. CHARLIE SHEARER puzzle 110586—reindeer don’t run over grandmas/(granny’s ten feet tall) m- 7 ALLAN SHERMAN [UK Warner Bros. 115] WON’T YOU COME HOME DISRAELI?/Mexican hat dance m- 10 to …BILL BAILEY warner bros. 5435—(HEART) skin/the drop-outs march m- 7 crazy and goofy answer to Eddie Fisher “Heart” 1950s hit 5896 dj—WESTCHESTER HADASSAH/STRANGE THINGS IN MY SOUP m- 10 to Winch. Cathedral/Strangers in the… [EP A-1487 dj, and m- Cover] includes WON’T YOU COME HOME, DISRAELI m- 9 Jukebox EP, or promo?? FRANK SIDEBOTTOM [UK in tape 045, and m- PS] I AM THE CHAMPION +5 m- 10 this, and others, GOOFY QUEEN songs 048 and m- PS] WILD THING IN TIMPERLEY +3 m- 7 answer to Troggs MACK SIMMONS [P M 101375] Forty Third Street bus stop/(HIS ANSWER TO) I’ll make you feel like a woman when we make love m- 9 SKIP & JOE [CANADA kin-gar 415] THE DAM SONG/mourning dove song m- 8 to Wabash Cannonball: dam near Castlegar B.C. THE SLIGHTLY TWISTED DISAPPOINTER SISTERS [CANADA boulevard 005, and vg+ PS] NO MORE MADONNA/slightly disappointed theme song m- 9 flip INSTR. version rox 423-—I’m a beaver believer (leave it to beaver) vocal/I. m- 2 MONKEES parody FRED SMALL [aquifer no #, and vg+ Title-lyrics sleeve] WALK ON THE SUPPLY SIDE/dig a hole in the ground (how to prepare during the coming nuclear war) m- 11 a-side Walk On the Wild Side (Lou Reed) – but don’t prepare DURING the war! Prepare earlier WEE WILLIE SMALL and THE LITTLE BAND [migget 101, and Lyrics sheet] TALL PEOPLE/the shortest love song m- wol-a, b 7 ELISON SMITH fraternity 876 dj—COMIN’ ROUND THE MOUNTAIN/whistler’s twist m- 8 fast r&r, PAST TENSE to “She’ll Be…”/mf r&r TONEY SNOW snow 789—TRUCK DRIVER STORY mono/mono m- 8 mentions “it was Red Sovine, talking to Teddy Bear” answer BOB STAMMERFIELD/PIERRE CRUDEAU [CANADA condor 97150] MARGARET/Curly m- 8 to Lucille (K, Rogers)/teddy bear novelty DODIE STEVENS dot 16166—MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY/jingle bells m- 10 to Happy Happy Birthday Baby (Tuneweavers) DANNY K. STEWART [TERRITORY OF HAWAII, criterion 103] (THERE’S A) YELLOW ROSE IN HILO/one more aloha vg+ 8 cool mf Ans. K. STOVER lost wax 852—Say it ain’t so Joe/ROCKET ROGER (REPRISE) m- 7 Joe DiMaggio tribute; flip to “ROCKIN’ ROBIN” baseball ST. RAPHAEL’S CHURCH [no number[ A TITHING LESSON FROM DESERT PETE/thoughts on Desert Pete flip is SERMON m- 8 I had this filed as an ANSWER to Kingston Trip – but NO??? Desert Pete seems to be pastor from Naperville IL! THE STRING SHIFTERS [avc 5576] from right to wrong/MY BIG “BAD” JOHN m- 7 hidt hillbilly/Jimmy Dean parody – OUTHOUSE! GAIL SUNDAY///GENE JIMAE genie 1301—I’ll dust the stars/song of India a-side to STARDUST m- 5 ALAN SYMS & COMPANY [chatham 0001 and promo letter] WHO WEARS HOT PANTS/I don’t wanna hear it m- 8 to SHORT SHORTS also band picture and info enclosed; midtempo r&roll answer with break/midt rock THE TANGERINES wildcat 603 dj—THIS IS THE WAY (WE CATCH OUR GUYS)/the answer is always you vg+ 7 Girl Group, ms r&r/balad a-side: parody of “This is the way we [wash our clothes, etc.], so early in the morning” MARY TAYLOR capitol 5107—HE’S COMIN/ HOME/LITTLE BOBBY BEAR m- 8 to 500 Miles Away From Home/Little Liza Jane GORDON TERRY capitol 2792—THE BALLAD OF J. C./untanglin’ my mind m- #ol-a 7 Battle of New Orleans tune J. Cash tribute TEXAS TUXEDO [C A 100]—I’m proud to be an ASSHOLE FROM EL PASO +3 m- 12 mf answer Merle Haggard, wow +more novelties! THE TILTON SISTERS dot 15939—(IF YOU DON’T WANT) BILLY/why! why! why! m- sol, #ol-a 9 ms ANSWER Kathy Linden/mf DICK TODD with… decca 32168 dj—BIG WHEEL CANNON BALL/return of the double eagle m- 7 Wabash Cannonball/Under the double… RENE TOUZET gnp 135—ta-pum ta-pum/CUBAN PURPLE PEOPLE EATER vg+ tol-b 9 flip answer Sheb Wooley FRANK TRAYNOR and THE JAZZ PREACHERS [AUSTRALIA 3DB AND The Herald no #, and m- PS] ST. KILDA CLUB SONG +3 m- 10 all four cuts ARE TO THE TUNE OF When The Saints Go Marchin’ In RARE! Melbourne (3DB was a popular radio station) TOMMY TUCKER [rca victor 47-7838] RETURN OF THE TEENAGE QUEEN/since you have gone m- 9 LEE TULLY m-g-m 12692—PURPLE HERRING FRESSER/TRIKINA BAINER vg+ 8 to Purple People Eater (but, mother-in-law)/Dry Bones JANE TURZY decca 28374—IT WASN’T GOD WHO MADE HONKY TONK ANGELS/Tennessee warbler m- 7 midt to Wild Side of Life THE TWINS rca victor 47 7235—who knows the secret/JO-ANN’S SISTER m- 8 midt r&roll/ms ANSWER “Jo-Ann” by The Playmates WAT TYLER [UK bamboo 14 with 7-inch BOOK, homoerotic image pages!/lyrics] JUSTIFY MY BOOK +3 m- 13 to Justify My Love! UNCLE SCOTTY & THE VOCAL CHORDS joker 001—VIRGIN MADONNA (uncensored version flip) m- 9 fast, to “Lady Madonna” JOHN VINCENT [AUSTRALIA nationwide 053] THE BALLAD OF JOHN GREY GORTON/those prowling pets m- 18 “Big Bad John” talksong-parody about a former Prime Minister; flip midt r&r VINCENT was DJ on 5AD Radio in Adelaide BOBBY VON…PLAYBOYS gateway 717 dj—IF YOU ONLY KNEW/the whole world in His hands vg+ 7 to PLEDGING MY LOVE (uses the tune, or direct answer)/ODDBALL midt version of Laurie London hit with guitar-sax-organ-clapping break THE JOHN WAGNER FOUNDATION look 5018 dj—ANIMAL CRACKERS/tick-a-lock vg+ 7 mf 60s to I Want Candy/midt Instr. guitar etc. THE WAGONERS edsel 779 dj—lay down your head (and cry)/lil’ ol’ bug m- 8 to Tom Dooley/Boll Weevil Song JIMMY WAKELY coral 61112—RED DECK OF CARDS/I’ve had my share of sorrow m- 7 narration to “Deck of Cards”/ms, country THE WATERGATE GUZZLERS heartbeat 10—HERR COLONEL BOGIE/Lillie Marlene m- 7 crude midt to Bridge Of the River Kwai, includes HITLER references, etc. HORRID and surprising THE WEAVERS vanguard 35005—I WANTA TRAVEL ON/Aunt Rhodie m- sol-a 7 midtempos, a-side to Gotta Travel On CHARLIE WEINER//DENNIS DuPRIEST – FATHER LOU WHITE [jaybird 010 and m- PS] second to THE LAST KISS/save Bert Parks m- 9 WINKY WEISS jolly 101—cockeyed waiter/harem dancer oy, oy, oy! m- 7 fast/midt, Yiddish to: Too Fat Polka/All The Girls in France BILLY EDD WHEELER radio cinema 001 dj—DUEL UNDER THE SNOW/ode to the little brown shack,,, m- 8 to Devil Went Down to GA COLLY WILLIAMS ry-an 501—YOU KNOW I’LL LOVE YOU TOMORROW/oh what a love m- #ol-a, b 7 mf Girl Grp. backed (Shirelles)/fast COOTIE WILLIAMS rca victor 47 6899—RINKY DINK/please give your love to me m- sol-a, b 9 to Honky tonk (guitar-drum-sax-horn Instru. midtempo)/slow r&b (white artist?) BOB WILLIAMSON [UK emi 2503] KIPPERS FOR TEA (SAVE YOUR KISSES FOR ME)/no charge m,- 7 both ANSWERS, flip too CHICK WILLIS la val 874—STOOP DOWN BABY NO. 2/stoopdown shuffle m- 8 fast r&roll, vocal/instr. markeda 133 9747—THE WAY YOU’RE STOOPIN’ DOWN BABY…/my bowlegged woman (both titles same as above) vg+ 5 JERRY “WILDNESS” WILSON [wildness 0001 and m- PS] THE BATTLE OF TRIP-O-LI mono/stereo m- 7 Battle of New Orleans RICHARD WOLFE…SINGERS admiral 762—thanks Mr. florist/daydreams m- coh xol-b 7 midt +Girl Group, to Red Roses…Blue Lady WYNKEN, BLYNKEN & NOD [golden EP 120 and vg PS] hickory dickory rock +3 m- 10 kid-song PARODIES, a nugget! “WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC tkk 1043-—ANOTHER ONE rides the bus/gotta boogie m- 2 …BITES THE DUST (Queen)/great booger novelty BEATLES AND RELATED: BREAK-INS/DICKIE GOODMAN TYPE: ALBEE AND FRIENDS nik nik 74—Hexorcist world premiere m- 5 about “The Exorcist” 9 movies NOT A COMMON BREAK-IN TOPIC! FLIP IS GOOFY, CHIPMUNKS-TYPE VOICE MF NOVELTY “shall we walk or take a dog” by FREDDY THE FLEA ALBIA ENTERTAINMENT CO. [farm out! 001 & m- Title-Pic card] the last great debate m- 1 Iowa 80s, poor distribution BUCHANAN and GOODMAN novelty 301—Frankenstein of ‘59/Frankenstein returns m- wol-a 11 “it” visits American Bandstand! DAN THE MAN dan the man 18467-—high priced gasoline ‘90 m- 2 I think I'm the only one who has any of these DICKIE GOODMAN 20th Century-Fox 443] Senate hearing/lock up m- 2 and FLIP is very bizarre, INSTRUMENTAL tells a full story! DAVE HARRIS [fun-e-bone 816] Elvis and the unmentionables/Bicentennial blitz m- 4 a-side is reissue of 1950s, FLIP IS 1976 B/in JIM LAGO [private pressing no #] the year of the Lobo’s (mono/mono) m- 1 good late 70s, Longview, TX high school football RARE (LIEBER-STOLLER PRODUCTION) [red bird 10-0123] the election year 1964 Part I, II m- 4 certainly one of the best of the genre DICK LORD [kapp 491 dj] to spend my life with you/hold… vg+ wol-a, b 4 A-side has ONE SONG break-in near end, genuine JOHN McCARTY [the record shop no #] Lobos #1 m- 1 another good Longview high school football late 70s! store was in Tyler. BYRON McNAUGHTON…ALL NEWS… [jamie 1427] right from the shark’s jaws (the JAWS interview)/jaws jam (instr.) m- 2 Incredible Jaws (shark) Break-in, in my Top Five break-ins ever, blows Dickie Goodman’s out of the WATER (see what I did?) THE MISSILES novel 200—space ship/we belong together m- 12 DOOWOP GROUP fast Coasters type with Break-ins!/ballad, wow “BANANA” JOE MONTIONE [WFIL 1001] cakewalk to the cup (3:30/4:32 versions) m- sol-a 1 Scarce PHILADELPHIA hockey 1975 BILL NEALE for 444—-“strike” long ball/same m- 1 the baseball strike in 1984 RICHARD M. NIXON [label not stated, 1973] “THE ALTERED NIXON SPEECH”/(flip is the original material) m- 2 excerpts of his speeches are woven together in unique ways that takes him out of context, etc. - FUN!!! GEOFFREY SCOTT scottown 1001-—sooner football ‘75/same m- 1 1003—-super sooners/cowboy-mania m- 1 football middle 70s, by Oklahoma/KS radio DJ SUSAN SMITH [CANADA congress 502] will you love me when I’m old/A LETTER FROM SUSAN vg 1% label rip-a 5 early 1960s SUPER STU/ALLEN DENNIS…DISCO TURKEYS brown dog 0--16—the great debate/lonely lady m- 1 flip not break-in LEE TULLY flair-X 3007-—around the wood with Elwood Pretzel (Side 1, 2) m- 4 uses Elvis Presley songs! WHITE CLOUD tammy jo 0002—-paper caper/the paper caper shaper, fly-by-knight m- 1 Watergate DIRT, FILTH, AND CRUD!! THE RETURN of a long-defunct section! The Indiana collection I acquired was LOADED with risque, R-rated, and X-rated 45s. This warrants its own section now. TOM CAT AND THE FISHCAKES outhouse 80727—bang bang Lulu/HIS DING A LING m- 8 fast risque/ANSWER Chuck Berry GAY, HOMOSEXUAL, GENDER-BENDER… No carry-over items from 2023 list SONGS ABOUT ELVIS PRESLEY (NOVELTIES AND NOT) OTTO BASH rca victor 47 6585—THE ELVIS BLUES/later m- 11 r&roll, is this the first Elvis tribute???? DAVID PRICE rice 5075—love him tender, sweet Jesus/((I need a friend)) m- 4 slow Presley death tribute 1977 THE SERIOUS BROTHERS tunetown 101—it’s another joyful Elvis Presley Christmas stereo/stereo m- 1 SPACE, ASTRONAUTS, ASTRONOMY CHEEK & TONG PLAYERS gesundheit 0000—theme from Star Crazy/the light before Christmas m- 2 combination of Star Trek and Star Wars influence, zaniness, goofy conversations, puns, etc. AL MORGAN [AUSTRALIA w & g 945] the willow tree//M-2-9 m- 7 flip mid “space Pop” about 1975 (which was the FUTURE then) SPORTS, ATHLETES, AND *LOTS OF BASEBALL* DANNY KAYE [reprise 201205, m- PS] D-O-D-G-E-R-S song/myti kaysi at the bat m- 11 POPSIKE MANY sales 20-30+ THE PROGRESSIVE BLUES BAND [Big H 711, m- PS] Tiger’s Blues/at the… m- 6 rare mid Blues-Boogie 70s Detroit, Kaline, etc.